I quote from Augustine (recalling his infancy):
"I was angry that my elders did not submit themselves to me. I demanded service from those who owed me no service. And when they did not serve, I took revenge on them by tears."
Learn from the reflections of a wise man, parents - your babies are little pagans with selfish, sinful motives. Don't believe that they are innocent of evil intentions.
They want YOU to serve THEM. Silly kids, they can feed themselves.
Can't wait to have a couple more pagans in the house.